Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
how did u know ;P
(Source: sporksundwaffles)
you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.
(Source: iraffiruse)
Via I got the heart of a winner










